Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Knock, Knock ~ Jean C. Gordon

With today being World Health Day and 2020 being International Year of the Nurse and Midwife, at first I thought I'd blog about that. But as I started writing, I realized that with my own unavoidable worry about the two essential medical personal in our household who have to report for work--our daughter who's a midwife at a clinic in Albany and our granddaughter who works at a medicinal production facility--I thought what I could use was some humor. I suspect you can too. 

So I've drummed up five "romantic"  knock-knock jokes to share.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?
Kiss who?
Kiss me!

Knock-KnockWho’s there?
Olive who?
Olive you.

Who’s there?
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?

Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange you stunning.

Who’s there?
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don’t you?

Please share your favorite Knock-Knock joke in the comments. 

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On a more serious note, on this World Heath Day 2020, I invite you to join me in thanking all the medical personnel and other essential workers from grocery story clerks to warehouse workers to firefighters, police, and military and everyone in between who's still on the job for us all during this trying time.

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  1. Very informative post, Jean. Thanks for sharing all this great information. And the Knock Knock jokes are such fun!

  2. Thanks for giving us a smile this morning.

  3. We need a laugh, especially at this time. Thanks.

  4. Thanks for the laugh. I can't think of any knock knock jokes. It's been too long since I've used one. :)

  5. These made me laugh! I love knock knock jokes.

  6. Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Tijuana who?
    Tijuana dance?