Wednesday, April 24, 2019

I’ll Take Funny Sayings for $100 by Pat Simmons

No, I’m not about to play a game of Jeopardy. Have you ever heard someone say something so priceless, it should be on a T-shirt or mug? If you’re anything like my hubby, you might buy one because it’s the right color without paying much attention to what’s on it. We can learn a lot about a person’s personality from what they boast on a T-shirt.
Recently, I received a catalog in the mail that was advertising funny sayings and I stumbled upon this one. I laughed because it is sooo true.

Unfortunately, these T-shirts are many years too late for my siblings and me, but it is so on point.
Growing up, my only sister, who is older, set boundaries on what I could get away with as far as annoying her. As the little sister, I always broke the rules. Then five years later, our baby brother came along. Yep, as far as he was concerned, the rules didn’t apply to him.
Do you have a funny or favorite saying on a T-shirt?
Share it in your comments and let’s have a laugh. 

Pat Simmons has penned more than thirty-five titles. She is a self-proclaimed genealogy sleuth who is passionate about researching her ancestors, then casting them in starring roles in her novels. She is a three-time recipient of the Romance Slam Jam Emma Rodgers Award for Best Inspirational Romance. Pat describes the evidence of the gift of the Holy Ghost as a life-altering experience. She has been a featured speaker and workshop presenter at various venues across the country.Pat has converted her sofa-strapped sports fanatical husband into an amateur travel agent, untrained bodyguard, GPS-guided chauffeur, and administrative assistant who is constantly on probation. They have a son and a daughter. Pat holds a B.S. in mass communications from Emerson College in Boston, Massachusetts. Visit her at

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  1. I love the sayings on those T-shirts, Pat. As the oldest sibling, this is so on point!

  2. My kids got a t-shirt for my hubby. His name is Bob, and the t-shirt says, Of course I'm right. I'm Bob.

  3. Cute t-shirts, Pat! As an only child, I am a combination of all three sayings, I suppose. :D

  4. We own a apparel printing store/shop. Customers come up with some interesting ideas!!